So it has come to my attention that I need to get a new job. But then I was watching Lifetime on one of the TVs at the Sears by the school I work at. And there was some old chick on TV who started an extremely successful escort agency because she couldn't get promoted at a hedge fund she worked at after 5 whole years, and she went to college and everything. And that's when I realized - I'm a woman. Who is going to give me a decent job? I'll be a janitor forever. It's a tale as old as time. Studies show that women still make less money than men. What is this, the stone age? I got my GED and everything, but I can't even get a job as a secretary because I type too slow. It's just that I post to my blog from the local library computers and I don't want to bother the old people sitting in here reading their books with loud typing. So, I'm used to typing at a slow rate.
Anyway, I'm thinking about getting into the acting business. My friend Bill says that I have "the look," which may explain the stares I usually get from strangers every day. I can also read pretty well, which is a plus. I hope this works out because I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent this month.
Until tomorrow,
Sparkles
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